Jodi, I think Lulu and I would love a trip to Cairns LOL!
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Jodi, I think Lulu and I would love a trip to Cairns LOL!
Gorgeous time of year to visit too :D
Packing my bags.....and my outfits!
You can crash at our place Lulu & Divvy - as long as we get a demo of the leathers and the heels! ;) :p
Leathers and heels in the tropics?
Will that be a leather bikini?
Noice.
Saw the topic and popped in - SO glad I did, I've been ROFL ever since!!!
GO Lulu and Divvy - sounds like an excellent idea!!
Gargy i bet you would make an excellent birth bouncer too! Lulu, when do training sessions start for you nationwide franchises?
It stunned me to hear about all these people who try and crash births! I was so lucky with my mum and MIL both were brilliant. My friend's MIL insisted on being at both her births, she could hae used you guys!! I will let all pg women I know about your great service, perhaps a gift certificate for baby shower gifts?
Nah - Lulu and Divvy have the franchise Ali!!
Thinking seriously of hiring them when/if I need them!
Surely there is more demand than Divvy and Lulu can handle. I will take on Adelaide, but i might need help, there are lots of annoying family members here. what if there are 4 mum's needing the service at the same time? very likely scenario. especially for home births! not as many Middies to fight family memebers off at home births.
Goooooo Lulu!!!!!
I love it.
Hey Lulu, forget bouncer-ing, want to come & answer my phone(s) for me???? I'm getting all the lovely "so is anything happening yet?" phone calls at the moment :rolleyes: I need a phone bouncer LOL! You wouldn't need any equipment or fancy outfits...... LOL!
Sarah I will be your receptionist if Lulu is busy!
"Thankyou for calling Sarah, No she is not having any twinges and will call you when she is ready post birth. Dont worry, you will know when the baby is born and if Sarah was having twinges do you really think she would want to talk right now?"
"Ummmmm just tell her I said Hi, Sorry for bothering you."
Love it Ali, you're hired :)
Yes, I'm pretty busy so I'll have to outsource the phone to Ali. Let me know if you need any extra biatch training hun....
Lol at biatch training. You could open a finishing school "Lulu's School For Biatchs".
I have truly found my calling.....
Hehehehe! Woohoo! Birth Bouncer Alert----- here comes Lulu!
Lurve your work honey!
Oh and I think we might have to outsource the telephone monitoring - Ali sounds great! And we could even arrange for phones to be rediverted to Ali's...
hehehe~!
i'm FANTASTIC on the phones - so i'll be oneof your outsourced phone birth bouncers!
This is hilarious!! And I thought the "birth-crashing" only happened in America!! :cryinglaugh:
I actually had a friend of my mum's ask me if she could be there when I had my 1st .... ummmm, NO, I barely know you!!
We tend to keep both sets of parents busy looking after kids .... my brother isn't all that interested in our family at the best of times, and DP is an only child. Extended families are interstate and overseas, so no probs there!! :dance:
Plus, I usually stop taking phone calls around the 34-35 week mark - the "don't call us, we'll cal you" attitude!! :lol:
I think this is a FABULOUS business venture, Lulu!! :clap:
This thread is great, just the laugh I needed... I was actually more worried about having enough support people! IL and my mum are interstate... luckily I have DH and a great friend who will be there with the midwife (homebirth)...If ever I have a baby closer to relos a birth bouncer would definitely come in handy! :lol:
I think Lulu2 and I might have to seriously contemplate actually starting this as a service! LOL!
Or you can just threaten your rellies with us... hey guess what I'm getting a birth bouncer (aka birth "door biatch") and you can GET LOST!
LOL!