This is the BEST bump MR ;)
I haven't stopped laughing :rofl:
I am another that always says "OMG IT"S a REAL baby!!!! mmmm
DS7 my DD13 was at his birth - she kept trying to give me a drink through a straw and sticking it up my nostril. I was in deep transition and just couldn't talk. I tried to but the words didnt come out right... Get this straw out! was all I could softly mutter. DH kept asking What? Finally I said get the *&*&ing straw out of my nose! DD13 (was 6 at the time) said Mum it's not okay to use those words....
DD4: I had been mucking around a bit much - enjoying my labour in the pool and had my kids in and out. I asked for the time and was told it was 10.15pm - I said WHAT???!!! I asked to be checked for dilatation - only 7 centimetres. I was devastated. I leaned over the side of the pool and looked into my SIL eyes (she has had no kids but been at 2 of my other births) and said I just have to do this don't I? She looked at me like I had 20 heads and said ... "Well yes Deb...."
Within the next couple of contractions I pushed with everything I had and I felt Evie slide out and felt that massive relief that you feel when that baby is born. I growled in that primal voice that only a woman that's just pushed out a baby uses... "She's out!" DH said, yes Sweety it won't be long now. The Midwife said "you're doing so well"... I said no she's out! The midwife bolted up and said "are you sure" and I said yes as I felt around in the dark (only candles!) for her. The torch light hit her beautiful body as I was bringing her up to take her first breath! Everyone cheered. It was really funny - and a story she loves to hear!

