Where is the most inappropriate place you could birth....

[Phteven]

Yeah so I know I can't punch out babies anywhere

So..... what is the most inappropriate place you could punch one out?

I'm voting for the floor of the senate at question time. In the lower house they probably wouldn't even notice

[nothing2lose]

During High Tea service at the Windsor Hotel.

[Dansta]

in the throne room at Buckingham palace.

[fionas]

XH's office.

[Phteven]

in the throne room at Buckingham palace.

The throne would make one hell of a birthing stool and you could wear nowt but the crown of England.

[nothing2lose]

While taking your final vows at the nunnery.

[PumpkinZulu]

Ummmmmm, hmm. I'm going to go with a peak hour train. Birth goop on ALL the commuters.

[TeniBear]

At a wedding. Or a funeral. Preferably an internationally televised wedding/funeral.

[Doing my best]

I think the young kid at eagle boys pizza thought it was inappropriate to have a contraction in the store, don't worry about the birth.. He even held the door open for me and looked horrified, lol..

[TeniBear]

My cousin gave birth at a petrol station...

[LimeSlice]

Noice Teni, noice, really classy that...did she get an extra 4c of per litre?


What about the on an episode of Ladette to Lady? Or would that be *too* appropraite...?

[diva det]

lol in a classroom!!
sex ed 101 lol

in a supermarket would be funny too
"mop and bucket required in isle 10 please!"

[feeb]

At the zoo.

On a plane.

Brothel

[Rouge]

At a meeting for a premarital abstinence group?

In a solarium tanning bed?

[feeb]

Public swimming pool don't think others would appreciate the relief water has for a birthing mum!

[Floweryfields]

Central court Wimbledon and not wearing whites!

[nothing2lose]

My cousin gave birth at a petrol station...

Most of the women on 'I didn't know I was pregnant' give birth at truck stops. They're classier than regular petrol stations.

[Catastrophic]

On a freeway/highway/motorway... I think that would be pretty inappropriate especially if you hold up traffic!