Big fat LOL at wanting chicken and choosing apples over peeing I've been waiting so long for this one!

You did an amazing job, and your little girl is absolutely beautiful. I can't believe nobody checked your BP beforehand, or at least informed you that you had PE! Great job on doing it drug-free and, by the sounds of it, all on your own. You're so strong

Glad you're recovering, what an experience. (I'm still lol'ing a bit at the apple and then 'pssshhhhhhh' all over the place! Which reminds me I have to wash all our towels, there are no clean ones left :P)