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  1. #1

    Dec 2005
    not with crazy people
    8,023

    Nikolaus can fix my problem

    My dalring little Nikolaus was so excited when we told him that we were having another baby. afterall he had come to the royal womens and been there when the doctor explained that they were fixing me so I could have another baby.

    Well....

    On the way home on the train Nikolaus wanted to know how the baby comes out of a mummy's tummy.

    We are very truthfull with our children but somethings just make the hairs on the bakc of my neck stand up.

    I explained that a baby comes out of the mummy's bum (our term for a who ha).
    After about 2 mins and a stern looking Nikolaus itching and contemplating decided to ask me if our new baby would come out of my front bum.
    I told him no...mummy's is broken as mummy has to have a c/s.
    another 2 mins go past.. how does the baby come out then mummy?
    I explained that the doctor has to cut open my tummy and reach in and take the baby out.....all is quiet.

    10 mins later out of the blue Nikolaus pipes up with

    i know what mummy......if your front bum is broken, we'll get dad to fix it (dad's a builder) and then the baby can come out properly.

    If only

  2. #2
    Registered User

    Sep 2007
    Cairns
    1,787

    PMSL Maz - can Jed fix mine too while he's being Mr Fixit?

  3. #3
    Registered User

    Jul 2006
    Logan
    2,991

    I am reading correctly? Maz are you having another bub?

  4. #4
    Registered User

    Jan 2007
    7,197

    Awww so cute Maz, but Im a wondering too if you have something to spill???

  5. #5
    Registered User

    Jan 2005
    Down by the ocean
    6,110

    W_____T______F!!!!!!!

    Are you telling a tale of old or is this a new snippet of news?

  6. #6
    BellyBelly Life Subscriber

    Feb 2006
    South Eastern Suburbs, Vic
    6,054

    Sammi. I charge thee with the task of calling Maz. Or I will.

    If this is old news Maz, thou shalt recieve a royal whopping from us for giving us a shock!