Ok, you have a cold. We are finally ttc and we are conceiving this cycle. Which means we need sex.

Poor dh, I am forcing him to have sex with me when he has a cold and doesn't feel up to it. Poor dh, he can live a normal life but whinge he's too ill for sex and make me feel like the most unfanciable creature ever due to his lack of desire. Or the assumation that cos I demand sex I don't also want foreplay, cuddling afterwards or any love in our lovemaking.

Course not. He has a cold, after all, so that makes me a mean wife. Grrrrr. Sick of complaining to him, so will about him instead.