Awesome, maz.

I wouldn't worry about shaving your hairies too much. I think it might be really important to make being active (I don't like to call it exercise) your number one priority as a start. Also, you need to channel that special maz energy that will help you to not give a flying fruit bat what anyone thinks of you.

Maybe you could grow them out a little and get a nice wax job done as your first reward?