OMG, CheezelMonster... I have toilet trained my DH, he now only wees in the toilet. I think I would send yours to the RSPCA, only animals wee in the back yard!!!! Seriously... uptight.
I don't like people who cough without covering their mouth. I don't need the hand gel though.
I don't like milk in my coffee before the water, and I hate it when people fill the cup so full you can't pick it up without spilling it!

