LOL ... a couple of nights ago, we had planned to get a takeaway dinner, and DW and I wanted KFC. Well, up pipes Molly and announces that she wants McDonalds.

After a period of negotiation, we finally manage to compromise - Molly will have her nuggets from KFC, but she really wants her chippies from McDonalds.

At this point, DW picks up the phone, pretends to ring Mr McDonald, and then announces to Molly sadly that McDonalds is all out of chips!

I hereby nominate my DW for the first position on the Parenting Wall of Shame!

Go on, share your stories - what have you done to try and escape the inexorable logic of your children?