What a head-funk...y town this TWW is!!

After try no.2 at AHI (...is that even an ancronym? I mean At Home Insem) I held out until 4 days before AF was due to test. Result = BFN. Now it's AF's birthday and she's late to the party.

I feel like she's on her way, I can hear that 'wicked witch of the west' music from a distance (cramps)...but maybe that's just my head? God who knows at this stage? I'm going to continue to wait for her to arrive. I'm just not ready to believe that she's not coming.

I feel like all of my nerve endings have migrated to my abdomen and all I can feel is every change, every little muscle movement...I'm so sure this weird feeling will turn into major cramps any minute now and all my secret hopes of AF having her party at some other place will be replaced by party bags full of wingless pads. What kind of party is this?

Please AF, just don't RSVP next time...I'd rather you just didn't come than leave me hanging.