Definitely good thread, as I have already been thinking about this

We will get the ham from the local smokehouse that does it themselves, rather than the butcher. Even though properly smoked it still had additives.
We will be getting a fresh free range turkey and roasting it ourselves. Have struggled to get proper smoked turkey breast down here.
For the dishes DH makes, he will be given the money and sent to the shop himself, I will not be responsible for his stuff again as he gives me half arsed info so I am destined to stuff it up.
We will be making our own pudding as we are no longer near the lovely man that made fantastic ones.
I will be putting Christmas money aside in the house instead of with the bill money, as we spent way to much bill money this year.
DH will be given the choice - a hotel room on Christmas day or a day with his family that does not involve him sleeping on the couch and watching Mythbusters.