Just for once I would like to sit down and have a snack without having to give half away to the seagulls, I would like to drink a latte without being stalked for my latte foam, it would be nice to use my computer without small fingers trying to push the numbers, it would be lovely cooking without having to worry that my 'helpers' will get injured, if there happens to be something interesting on TV at 6pm I would like to watch it without a ****ing melt-down about The 'Sisoms', .
And while I'm at it I would like to be able to use the bathroom without being harassed and to have a shower without being called upon to adjudicate in a dispute.
Imran, it is winter. In winter pants are not optional and I'm sick of asking you to put them back on 20 times a day and picking them up in the garden.