Thought of another one 'don't smell the cats bottom'
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Thought of another one 'don't smell the cats bottom'
:rofl: I have said that one before and "don't put stuff up Kittys bum!":
"Huzzah, there's a new Bob the Builder album out!"
"Don't stop to look at the poo. It's probably not human poo. Well, dog owners usually take dog poo away. And cats often bury their poo. It might have been fox poo."
We also converse in cat, I thought that was normal.
"No, I will not lick your tongue."
Also: "Makka pakka akka wakka mikka makka moo. Makka pakka appa yakka ippa akka oooh. Hum dum agga pang ing ang oooh. Makka pakka akka wakka mikka makka moo." With a straight face in a quiet monotone.
:rofl: :rofl: Definitely my favourite one so far!:
TFB, you are my HERO for learning those lyrics. Also, I think you've watched too much Night Garden :rofl:
Worst thing is - haven't watched Night Garden for about three years. Makka Pakka was my favourite though.
Yes, "stop licking me" gets said a bit around here too.
"No you cannot sit on my lap while I'm going to the toilet."
"You're only allowed to sit on top of the lounge if you give me a head massage while your up there."
"Why did you pour water all over my tummy? ... Uh, no, you're little sister doesn't drink through my belly button. NO not my vagina either!"
I've also had to tell her off in the shower for trying to spread my bum cheeks and try and look at her little sister. :shakehead:
PMSL haha so so funny.
Don't dip your rice crackers in melted chocolate (today at max brenners DS2)
Don't pull your brothers penis
Don't stand on your brothers penis (in bath)
Don't eat poo
Don't lick your fingers after going to toilet and not wash them!
These are so funny!
Got another one this afternoon: ' great idea to have your next birthday party at the north pole but it's too far away'. Followed by 'no I don't think qantas fly to the north pole'
Yes mate I can hear your poo hitting the water.......no I don't want to see it
Stop weeing on your brother/sister
No you can't have a pet crocodile.......I don't care if Bindy has one
Please take my undies off your head.
Stop standing in the toilet, your sister didn't flush it yet
Don't touch anyone's penis but your own
Stop touching your penis and it will go down
I don't remember giving you and apple...how OLD is that apple, don't eat it! (We hadn't had apples for about 4 days and DS2 came up to me gnawing on half of one...!)
Don't ever wee on your sister again!
Don't sit in the mud with no undies on you will get dirt in your vagina
Oh, I have SOOOO many more I can't think of right now!
I can never tell sarcasm on forums, but are you joking??:
These are great! I'm always having to say 'don't lick me' don't lick the car' just don't lick!
No you can't take torchy in the shower, yes, I will give him a kiss so he is not too sad, ( dd has a torch ' torchy' that goes everywhere)
Not to the kids, but because of them ' let's plant the placenta under the kaffir lime tree'
Bahahaha!:
No, he does have to start to work harder in school. It is very frustrating when I have spent a lot of time working on his reading skills for him to turn around and tell me that he's not worried, he'll be able to read when he's grown-up without putting in any work now. Just like he'll be fluent in French, play 4 different instruments, drive a car and all the rest - he doesn't see that you have to work hard for your rewards.:
And the fact that he says "can't do it" and "don't know" a lot at school to stay at the same level, which he gleefully tells me is "easy" and dashes through his reading books without any effort - why would I not be upset about that? (I have bought books the next stage up and he can read them fairly fluently already, he just can't be bothered to have to do it for school.)
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I get that. I was only posting about the last sentence. About slowly accepting he isn't as smart as you wanted . I didn't know If that was a joke or not.
One from just then ' no, the medicine helps your ear, it's not going to turn you into a pink river dolphin'
"Stop rubbing your piece of apple on your cheek" :shakehead:
Pink river dolphin :rofl: too cute!
Tonight I had to tell J to stop licking my foot! :o kids are seriously odd at times!!!!
OK, watching my words now. How dare I express upset at my son not being as academically minded as I had hoped?:
But here's another one: "No, you don't swing Kitty around by her tail."
Today 'I understand you can't wear your top because it has poo on it, but you shouldn't make your sister take her shirt off and give it to you'
'Please close your mouth when you kiss me'. 3 year old affection is lovely, but I don't really want a big pash, especially when it usually comes with added snot.
I've said so many of these things and more!
The Flying Butter - we've had to deal with that with my DD1, completely understand the frustration!
'yes you do have a big doodle, now pull your pants up and stop showing everyone!' is a constant mantra to my 3yr old.
Don't put honey wheats in my shoe.
This is the funniest thread I've cracked up numerous times! I'm sure I could list literally hundreds of my own comments but can't think of any right now.... One my sister said to her 3yr old fs the other day tho... 'put your willy away until you are IN the bathroom!'
Don't put your toothbrush on your vagina (while in the bath)
Yes you did hurt Mummy's (pregnant) boobies but you don't need to kiss them better.
Don't wipe your boogies on the cat.
if you think you have done poos, just ask mum or dad to check. you don't need to stick your finger in your nappy to find out.
Oh god after 19 years I could fill a whole
Thread, hahaha
Thought of another one
No, it is not appropriate for you to sit on opposite sides of the toilet so you can both wee at the same time. . . . No, I don't care that it saves time.
Lol lulu I had to laugh at that one... I distinctly remember doing that exact thing with one of my sisters when we were really little! :rofl:
Don't lick the dog.
I don't really know why the bone in your doodle gets bigger... ask dad.
Stop pinching your sisters backside.
Don't wee on your sisters head :shakeshead:
No, you can't drive. Maybe next time.
No babe. I won't kiss your pecker better...
:rofl: These are hilarious!
My turn:
No you can't drink special milk from Nanna!
(said to DD1 who is 3 and hasn't BF since she was 11 months while she pretended to BF off my mum!)
please don't lick the hospital floor :rolleyes:
there is a serious amount of licking going around
Are there bones in your fingers - to DD whenever she coughs after sucking on her whole hand.
Made perfect sense to me until my mum laughed at me
:rofl: these are hilarious
some of what i have had to say to DS -
- no the chicken doesnt need to go to sleep in your bed (after walking into his room finding the chicken with a blanket over her head and DS patting her head saying shhhhhh)
- please dont bath the chicken in the dogs water bowl!
- no the chicken doesnt need a drink of water (after seeing DS grab the chicken by the head and forcing her to drink)
- no the dog doesnt eat such and such
these are just a few! :lol:
That its soooo freakin' cute!:
:rofl: they just keep getting funnier!
"Fine, you can drink the bath water, if it means you're going to drink something I don't even care right now..."
To my DD today (she had her adnoids and tonsils out on Monday and I'm finding it hard to get her to drink anything). Side note, there wasn't any soap in the bath at this stage, and yes I know how disgusting it is, she usually just teases me pretending to drink it as I tell her not to, but today I was quite fine for her to drink it. Unfortunately, she didn't. lol