You have an excuse not to drive anywhere for the first few weeks,

You can write the date in your diary, and then tick it off when it's done (giving you a sense of accomplishment!),

You might enjoy the drugs,

Can you get a funky patterned scar?

You can say 'I have had major abdominal surgery' for months afterwards, as an excuse for whatever you like,

You will have a beautiful baby, without a squashed face or cone head!



I wish you all the best!