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Ok here goes... I think I am UTD.. Well hoping that i am anyway! Anyway so here is my question. Since i ovulated. I have been fanny farting like an absolute trouper! Its constant, and sex isnt the culprit. I can just be walking along minding my own business and *Pop* there it goes! Its happening at least 4 = 5 times a day sometimes more! I was just wondering if anyone else has experienced this, and if so did you find out why?? I am dying of curiosity about it - and if i am totally honest - embaressment also!
I don't know either, but at least you made me smile I can imagine it must be embarassing...I've had it happen more than once at yoga (more than once in the one class!)...pretty embarassing while everyone is quiet and deep breathing ....I almost feel like explaining..."oh no...that wasn't a normal fart, honest..." and wish I could sink away into my yoga mat
Thats what i do if someone hears it! I give dirty looks to someone nearby - often followed by "can you beleive that??"
on the upside - at least they dont smell!!!
but possums - i know what your saying if i cant pass it off as someone elses i always feel the need to say "oh no, it was a fanny fart not a real one!" like that somehow makes it better!!
Oh dear. That's not fun at all!! I found that after I had DD that was happening to me a lot. I increased my pelvic floor exercises and that seemed to help. Maybe that's a solution? Worth a try too, especially if you are UTD (which I hope you are!!). Good luck and fingers crossed it stops happening soon x hehe
Fanny Farts - Sorry if TMI!!!
Anyway so here is my question. Since i ovulated. I have been fanny farting like an absolute trouper! Its constant, and sex isnt the culprit. I can just be walking along minding my own business and *Pop* there it goes!
Its happening at least 4 = 5 times a day sometimes more! I was just wondering if anyone else has experienced this, and if so did you find out why?? I am dying of curiosity about it - and if i am totally honest - embaressment also!
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i think i'd probs get even stranger looks rofl.
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