When I used to think that getting pregnant meant mummy getting a needle in her tummy.

That being pregnant meant special treatment, fun times, pig outs, husbands running off at 3 am on any given day to get you what you desire, having a pretty, round tummy and beautiful glowing skin.

That labour meant the doctor would put mummy into a blissful sleep and she'd wake to find your new brother/sister in her arms, with the family looking on taking photos and then mummy coming home the same day.

What sort of misconceptions did you guys have about conception (no pun intended) and pregnancy/labour?

When I was 12 my friend asked me if my mum went through labour. I said no, why would she? She asked, "so how did she have you?" umm she had her stomach cut open, duh...why would you need to go through labour to have a baby?
"Do you know what labour is?" she asked. Yes, I replied, it's part of the government, you have labour and liberal.