Get ready to laugh, i really AM losing the plot:

So yesterday we had a massive day, DD had her boyfriends 1st birthday, we were out from 12 til after 5 so decided we would just get fish & chips for tea, don't like the new local one so drove to the next town to get my chips.

Went in and ordered, realised had no cash so went to IGA to get some drinks and some cash out, in the meantime it's raining, DD and i are still in our lovely party dresses and we have to walk back to the F&C shop in the rain.. you can imagine it can't you big fat PG woman, toddler on her hip, purse and drinks in the other hand all frocked up!

So get back into the F&C shop and our order is ready.. gee that was quick, grab our stuff and head to the car, then i think... there doesn't seem to be much here...

You F***ing idiot you FORGOT TO ORDER THE CHIPS!

The main part of the order and i had completely forgotten, i walked back in the and lady looked really worried that something wasn't right.
I asked if they could please cook me some chips and leave my order on the shelf, she checked the docket and said 'they weren't on there' i said no i know... STUPID PG BRAIN!
She had a bit of a giggle and cooked my chips quick smart!

So what have you done?