Please remember that you are not only pregnant but heavily pregnant. As such keep the following things in mind in normal daily life until the day the bundle of joy is delivered:
1. Standing sideways in a door way prevents anyone getting in or out due to the circumfrence of your belly.
2. Carrying heavy shopping bags hurt, and carrying two heavy shopping bags not only hurts at the time, but also for the next few days.
3. Getting into/out of the bed requires preparation, leverage and sometimes help from another human, cats and dogs only hinder the process.
4. Opening doors requires a step backwards at the same time, if this is not done then the said opening door will hit the belly - painfully.
5. Never, and I repeat never, get into the bath unless there is another human in the house who can hear you, again cats and dogs can keep you company but not help you out.
6. When in parking lots remember the diameter of your belly is larger than normal and squeezing into that narrow parking space will only result in you being trapped in the car and not being able to get out and do the shopping.
7. Eating treats is still allowed in moderation, however leaving a part of every snack on top of the belly gives away the large number of treats you have been eating.
8. Laughing uncontrollably at things you read on bellybelly will help the endorphin levels, but may mean a quick trip to the bathroom due to the inconsistent nature of your bladder.

If anyone is is needing to write a list of things to remember when pregnant - please add!