Funny! Eviction notice for baby!

**Jas** · April 4th, 2009, 09:48 AM

To: Baby Bump

To the above tenant in possession of below described premises:

I am issuing 14 day notice for EVICTION. You will have 14 days in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.

You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

After 14 days from this day that you don't comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.

Thank you for your cooperation

Love,
Mummy

Lol I won't really forceful evict him though!!! hehe

**Alan** · April 4th, 2009, 09:52 AM

Very funny. I love it

**AliBaby** · April 4th, 2009, 09:54 AM

Very funny Jas! I hope your little bundle doesnt keep you waiting too long!! I cant wait to see pictures of him and hear your news!

**[M]umma[M]ia** · April 4th, 2009, 09:54 AM

lol that was great

**feeb** · April 4th, 2009, 09:54 AM

Thats great!!!!!!!!!! Very funny

**Muffy** · April 4th, 2009, 10:03 AM

HAHA i love it!!!

**visitor1** · April 4th, 2009, 10:08 AM

Hmm you have been told bubby!!

Thanks for the giggle

**MrsC_Aussie** · April 4th, 2009, 01:15 PM

That is PRICELESS!! I love it!! specially the bit about additions to the back of the house

**Frangipani** · April 4th, 2009, 01:29 PM

That was funny...hopefully your little bundle has received the message loud and clear and you get to meet him/her very soon. Goodluck.

**Jas** · April 4th, 2009, 05:59 PM

lol thanks everyone! I hope he has heard!

**Snacks** · April 4th, 2009, 06:13 PM

You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

LOL! And around the sides

Thanks for the giggle, Jas. Hope your little one doesn't keep you waiting too long.

**BrightSparkles** · April 4th, 2009, 06:51 PM

I love it!! Lol

**Bridg** · April 6th, 2009, 12:08 AM

**Taurean** · April 6th, 2009, 12:33 PM

Did you write that?! It's fantastic and absolutely hiarlious!! I'm sending it onto all my preggy buddies now!

**Jas** · April 6th, 2009, 01:08 PM

Nope I didn't...I'm not that funny. Afriend who had her baby early feb sent it to me when she had 2weeks to go so had been waiting for my turn to share it!