You know your in the third trimester of your pregnancy when....

[Eng]

Your sitting on BB and find left over food stuck to your laptop keys!!!!!

And now I have to use baby wipes to clean all my keys!!!!!!

[Blondie]

You get undressed to jump in the shower and find 3/4 of a cookie had fallen into your Bra unnoticed

[luna moth]

There are certain places where you won't sit because you're not sure if you'll be able to get back up again.

You develop exit strategies for the furniture you DO sit on.

Your partner doesn't make the bed. Not because he's unhelpful, but because he fears the ear-bashing he might cop if he disturbs the pillow arrangement on your side of the bed

[rurumummy]

Lol this thread made me crack up

Ive still got a way to go but i do rememeber the good ol third trimester : )

[Kazbah]

... when you have tears running down your face from laughing at the truth of the above.

... when you plan trips based around facility use

... when you swap sides of the bed so you're closer to the ensuite.

[*Ali*]

when the most comfortable thing you own to wear are your pj's

when you have to stop and rest are doing something as simple as washing the dishes

you wake up every time you roll over in bed, because it is such an effort to rearrange the pillows

[peanutter]

... when teeage boys move seats on the train, because your kicking bump is freaking them out!!

... when you are grateful that it's been over an hour since you last needed to get up to pee ...

... when you organise lunches with friends based on which local places have tables you fit at ...

[Eng]

When you have a shower and the towel doesnt wrap all the way around... bits are showing.. lol DH thinks its greats.. He says all the best parts are available!

[little_mrs]

When your partner starts sleeping on the couch, not coz hes in trouble but coz your pillows take up all his side of the bed!!

When you take your DH (or other kids?) grocery shopping to get items off the bottom shelves!

When you just turn the hose on full and aim it at the dogs coz i cant bend long enough to wash them properly anymore!

[little_mrs]

hahaha or when you start crying because you've been on the floor cleaning the skirting boards (coz they HAD to be done or the world will end) and now cant get up off the floor

[Kirsten]

little mrs: that's priceless!!!

[Kazbah]

When your DH hears more about "breast crawl" than he does "pub crawl"
When your cat doesn't sit on your lap cause it kicks back
When you start counting down the days!