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When you have to reassess your parking spaces...
I leave extra room on the drivers side now after getting parked in the other day...
I seriously didn't think I was going to be able to get in, the woman next to me had parked over the line.. I couldn't fit between the 2 sidemirrors & had to walk around the back...thought about tapping on her window & giving her a mouthful, settled for glaring daggers at her :rolleyes:
When you can NOT in any possible way fit into the passenger seat of your husband's Hyaundi Excel. And I don't drive so there is no other option! :-)
When...
...you waddle instead of walk
... you can't sleep lying down otherwise you vomit (attractive)
... You really have to have the phone close just in case it calls because othewise you dont reach it in time
... had heaps of other thoughts but pregnancy brain has taken them :)
Yes! Totally agree on the phone thing. I dont even bother getting up to answer it anymore becuase I know it will have stopped ringing by the time I get to it.
:yeahthat: And -:
- you make your other children put your socks on for you
- You wonder how much longer you can fit through the shower door
I had another one but I've forgotten it, too :redface:
- When the garage attendant comes running out to fill the tank, and check the tyres...and it is a self-service petrol station...
When your DH tries to be cute by making "quack quack" noises behind you as you walk (only to discover you should NEVER pee off a heavily PG woman:lol:)
:-O
No WAY would my husband be brave enough to do that.
However I've never had "the waddle" either.
When its easier to just step into the shower after going to the loo!!
(I haven't done it yet - but I've debated it once or twice :redface:)...
LMAO! Yes, I have considered this one too. You kind of sit there with your wad of toilet paper thinking - there has to be an easier way.:
Today for me
-When you wake up at 3am still sat on the toilet with vague memories of making the mad dash to the toilet at 2am.
.... then sit there wondering if this just isnt easier in the end...
Yep I too have *almost* fallen asleep on the loo!
wearing comfy pjs at home and when going out... dealing with the ongoing stuggle of keeping pants UP and a maternity top down. Im so sick of maternity clothes (pants mainly) never being available in chain shops in my size, same with undies (weirdly enough, unless i want 2 start wearing full briefs :wall: ) i just find that "under belly" pants just want to expose bum crack at every chance :rolleyes:
oh and getting cranky at the smallest things and stewing over it until i get distracted.. lol
hmm i thought that with my 2nd until hubby got out his mob ph and taped me walking or should i say waddling! much to my shock! :):
:yeahthat::
...and so glad to know it's not just me sitting on the toilet & wondering when did this get so difficult! :lol: