Slightly bitter, but i'm hoping, a bit amusing too.
this is a bit of a vent thing, not completely serious, all a bit of fun.
THINGS I HAVE GAINED AND LOST SINCE HAVING 2 TODDLERS.
* I have LOST my figure
*I have GAINED 25 kg and an assortment of stretchmarks
*I have GAINED the Double D boobies that women pay thousands for
*I have LOST my love of going shopping
*I have LOST the ability to walk around the shopping centre, now i run around screeching like a banshee at DS to stop running away
*I have LOST my clean house
*I have LOST the ability to vacuum without a red head riding around on the vacuum cleaner, turning it off every couple of minutes.
*i have GAiNED the ability to scream and swear in my head whilst smiling on the outside
*I have LOST the desire to go out clubbing, or maybe just the stamina to stay awake
*i have GAINED an appreciation of sleeping past 7am
*i have LOST my savings, now we live week-to-week.
*I have GAINED an intimate relationship with thousands of cartoon characters that i have no active interest in.
*i have LOST the ability to watch a movie without stopping and starting, or missing a whole section when the kids are feral.
*i have LOST the desire to go out to dinner etc, instead the thought fills me with dread.
I'm sure there's plenty more, and yes, i also know that i gained 2 beautiful babies, it's just been one of those weeks.
feel free to add your own...