Your sitting on BB and find left over food stuck to your laptop keys!!!!! :o
And now I have to use baby wipes to clean all my keys!!!!!! :doh:
Your sitting on BB and find left over food stuck to your laptop keys!!!!! :o
And now I have to use baby wipes to clean all my keys!!!!!! :doh:
You get undressed to jump in the shower and find 3/4 of a cookie had fallen into your Bra unnoticed :lol:
There are certain places where you won't sit because you're not sure if you'll be able to get back up again.
You develop exit strategies for the furniture you DO sit on.
Your partner doesn't make the bed. Not because he's unhelpful, but because he fears the ear-bashing he might cop if he disturbs the pillow arrangement on your side of the bed :lol:
Lol this thread made me crack up
Ive still got a way to go but i do rememeber the good ol third trimester : )
... when you have tears running down your face from laughing at the truth of the above.
... when you plan trips based around facility use
... when you swap sides of the bed so you're closer to the ensuite.
when the most comfortable thing you own to wear are your pj's
when you have to stop and rest are doing something as simple as washing the dishes
you wake up every time you roll over in bed, because it is such an effort to rearrange the pillows
When you get up to pee for the god knows how many times and by the time you are back in bed, arranged your pillows and have gotten comfy you feel like you need to pee again.
... When you have to get DH to help you put your knickers and socks on
... when your too scared to sit on your new lounge incase your waters break :rofl: the floor would be easier to clean up!!
When you know every public toilet within a 20km radius.
When you no longer need a table to put your drink on- the belly will do :)
:ROFL: at everyone elses....I totally agree :ROFL:
When your doing the groceries and you cant help but make sure no one is around so you can let off that deadly wind!! :rofl:
:ROFL: exactly:
bahahaha TRUE!
LOL unless you've got a wriggly baby - in which case the tummy is about the worst place to put a drink :):
Also your tummy gets so wriggly it scares the cat away, when the cat is asleep next to you.
.......when you go out with a wet mark on your belly, because it got wet doing the dishes and you can't see it over your bump
This is more at the end of your 3rd trimester but...
When you start considering DTD to help try and bring out what DTD in the 1st place created.
When you think ice cream will help with tummy cramps!!
When you are sitting on all fours cleaning the walls..
When you grown and mown just to sit down on the couch...
Oh all the things I have to look forward to!!.....
How about when you turn around and knock everything off tables or over in aisles lol