TTC Poems?

Wondering if anyone has some poems, little sayings/quotes, regarding TTC?

Nic

I dont sorry...but would be nice.

Here is one i have many around the office somewhere will try and find them for you.

Anything, I'll do anything-
Temperature charts, Cervical Mucus, litmus paper,
Abstinence to maximize sperm count,
Lying on my back with a pillow under my behind and
my legs up like a beetle,
Vitamin B, Vitamin E, zinc, magnesium,
Anything, I'll do anything-
But please-oh please-don't ask me to just relax.

Kristee

Thats great! :cryinglaugh: I hate it when people tell me to relax!

I really hope there is some more out there. I wrote a poem the other week when i was feeling really down, but i threw it out. Made me feel a lot better writing it though!