DS is pregnant - Just sharing

So, DS has a baby in his tummy. He also has boobies to give his baby a drink of milk.
Ok. I get that - it's a new role-play game.

But then yesterday he comes over to me with an allen key, which he's placed in a little zip-lock baggie, and says: "It's my baby. it's cute. oooooo, cuddle the baby"
Then he leaves it on the floor somewhere and forgets about it.
He brings it out again today. "Baby is sleeping. It's the baby's bed [pointing to the plastic bag]*" Then lucky baby gets a breastfeed.

But.... then a few minutes later DS has taken the allen key out of the bag and hands it to me: "It's a sword. Mummy, go cut down a tree." :o


*I do NOT put my children in zip-lock bags.

:rofl: this has just made my night!

Lol. At least you know he has a very active imagination!!

:spit: That's a crack-up!

I'm sure my DS will come out with bizarre stuff like this when he can talk in sentences... :o

I just wanna know how many trees you've cut down with your sword :rofl:

ROFLL

classic!

Hee hee that's funny :)

haha so cute!!!

:rofl: Ah love it!

Bahahahah! Too cute! BTW glad you put the disclaimer about not putting your kids in a zip lock bag ;P

bahhahahaah very funny! so cute! my best friends DD whos 3 comes out with some random things sometimes!! makes my day!!

what a cutie and what a great imaginiation :D

Classic! That is so funny!

Hehehe, what an imagination he has! That's awesome!

I just love how children these days have a million squillion toys... but they still find entertainment in the most random things ^^;

So it's not weird then?
He comes out with some pretty random stuff, but this one cracks me up every time I think of it. Must make a record of it somewhere for the 21st...

My friend's little girl used to play with the household cleaners under the sink and make families out of them. They tried everything to ensure that she couldn't get to the cupboard - what with bleach being poisonous and all (EEKK) but she never ever tried to drink them or anything - just made little families out of them and they all had names etc :lol:

We used to joke that we'd call Social Services on them! LOL

Well of course she wouldn't drink family members :rofl:

hahahahahahahaha!! he's a little cutie!

Very cute!

I remember my MIL being horrified that DD was pretending a 2ltr milk bottle was a baby... she was worried people would think we were too cheap to buy her dolls LMAO!

Hahahah hysterical, so so cute :)

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So it's not weird then?
He comes out with some pretty random stuff, but this one cracks me up every time I think of it. Must make a record of it somewhere for the 21st...

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Definately not weird. DD tells me 'this is the mummy one' & 'this is the daddy one' with random objects. It usually has to do with size (luckily she says the mummy one is the smaller one!)

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BTW glad you put the disclaimer about not putting your kids in a zip lock bag ;P

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:o :jawdrop:they make zip lock bags that big???? :rofl: too cute can't wait for my DS to start saying odd/funny things like that

LOL Sooo cute :-)

So funny! I assumed he'd adopted maybe a teddy or something. An allen key? In a zip-lock bag?
Gotta love their imagination :)

:rofl: this cracked me up, sooooo cute!!! :rofl:

Love childrens imagination :)

No adoption. He gave birth to (that is to say, he produced from the general vicinity of his tummy) an allen key.

Has he seen an ultrasound of bub? Sorry I don't know how far along you are.....guess an allen key could kinda look like an ultrasound bub shape? But then again, kids imaginations are so wonderful the mind boggles! Definitely keep the story for his 21st ;)

Natty also likes to roll-play with random household objects. Very cute... am trying to picture him breastfeeding an allen key? LOL!
Re your disclaimer, I hope you also don't leave your babies lying on the floor and forget about them ;)

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Re your disclaimer, I hope you also don't leave your babies lying on the floor and forget about them ;)

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errrr..... I wouldn't have been able to forget about him for long :rofl:

:ROFL: love it!!

i also love that when it was time to play something else, the allen key had a new use.

:rofl: HILARIOUS!

Sooo funny!!!

My baby girl showed me her "baby" the other day as well - it was a little plastic screw (from DS's Bob the Builder set) that she had put into a tin. Children are just priceless when they come out with type of thing.....

Bahahahahah!!
OMG i just bursted out with laughter!

Thats awesome!! Awesome!

that is hilarious. my ds had a sister in his tummy until she arrived and then his had arrived also, and miraculously merged with the one I had.
he doesn't breast feed though