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    Default DS is pregnant - Just sharing

    So, DS has a baby in his tummy. He also has boobies to give his baby a drink of milk.
    Ok. I get that - it's a new role-play game.



    But then yesterday he comes over to me with an allen key, which he's placed in a little zip-lock baggie, and says: "It's my baby. it's cute. oooooo, cuddle the baby"
    Then he leaves it on the floor somewhere and forgets about it.
    He brings it out again today. "Baby is sleeping. It's the baby's bed [pointing to the plastic bag]*" Then lucky baby gets a breastfeed.

    But.... then a few minutes later DS has taken the allen key out of the bag and hands it to me: "It's a sword. Mummy, go cut down a tree."


    *I do NOT put my children in zip-lock bags.

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    this has just made my night!

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    Lol. At least you know he has a very active imagination!!

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    That's a crack-up!

    I'm sure my DS will come out with bizarre stuff like this when he can talk in sentences...

    I just wanna know how many trees you've cut down with your sword

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    classic!

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    Hee hee that's funny

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    haha so cute!!!

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    Ah love it!

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    Bahahahah! Too cute! BTW glad you put the disclaimer about not putting your kids in a zip lock bag ;P

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    bahhahahaah very funny! so cute! my best friends DD whos 3 comes out with some random things sometimes!! makes my day!!

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    what a cutie and what a great imaginiation

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    Classic! That is so funny!

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    Hehehe, what an imagination he has! That's awesome!

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    I just love how children these days have a million squillion toys... but they still find entertainment in the most random things ^^;

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    So it's not weird then?
    He comes out with some pretty random stuff, but this one cracks me up every time I think of it. Must make a record of it somewhere for the 21st...

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    My friend's little girl used to play with the household cleaners under the sink and make families out of them. They tried everything to ensure that she couldn't get to the cupboard - what with bleach being poisonous and all (EEKK) but she never ever tried to drink them or anything - just made little families out of them and they all had names etc

    We used to joke that we'd call Social Services on them! LOL

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    Well of course she wouldn't drink family members

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    hahahahahahahaha!! he's a little cutie!

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