I need some funny names...

...to suggest to my parents for their new Boxer puppy :leap: As with any new pet or baby that joins the household, everyone's throwing around names to call him - from Fred to Pookie, Killer to Diddums... Mum just burst out with Tiddles :lol:

Dad's always maintained he wants a dog called F***-off ("come here, F***-off!") but since he'll technically be Mum's dog I doubt that'll pass :rofl:

What's the funniest name you can think of for a Boxer? We like silly names around here :p


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Mohammed Ali ;)

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"come here, F***-off!"

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:rofl:

Calvin Klein ;)

CHUB

" C-ome H-ere Y-ou B -ast......."

boy or girl??

I would say Jemima

eta - sorry, just re-read post! Boy...


how bout Augustus (like the little boy in Charlie & the Choc Fact)
or Alphonso

Taxi.


Then you can just yell Taxi!!!!

DH's parents got this dog that's smaller than a cat, and they called it Bandit... FIL wanted to call it Winston

:rofl: at Taxi :lol:
BIL had a boxer called Costa because he cost a lot of money

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Mohammed Ali ;)

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Dad did mention Mohammed, but it's quite a popular name amongst our neighbours and they might take offence if someone's telling the dog off :lol: Ali is the name of the little kid in the house in front of ours, too.

I'm on my phone so I can't see who asked, but the pup's a boy :) He's still waiting to be picked up, but I've seen pictures and he's soooo cute! Boxer pups are too gorgeous, aren't they? We had a Boxer when I was little named Lady, she was the best dog we ever had :)


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D-Fa - as in D for dog .. i'm pretty sure DP had a dog name D-Fa when he was little :rofl:

Will think of more :)

Askim. That way when someone asks what his name is you can say askim!!!! :D or Pat. :D Pat the dog :D

Cardboard! Ya know... BOX-er lol. We always had Boxers when I was little... mum always named them CC lol... I had a brindle one I named Domino :)

Vader (ie Darth Vader)

Haha, Mum's loving some of these :p Dad's dying to go pick him up tonight :lol:


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Cubic

Cubic engineer...somoeone who makes....Boxes!!

I used to do kickboxing...and my teachers name was Habby! He was really tough!

Ooooooh, I wish I was getting a boxer puppy!

I love all the suggestions. What about a boxing nickname ('The Greatest', 'Lights out' 'Smokin' Joe') - Best Boxing Names Ever

We always use really obvious human names for a larf. My FIL's neighbour has a dog called Jamie Fletcher (Fletcher is their surname); his wife has a donkey called Angela; past cats and rabbits have been Peter, Graeme, Agnes, Sharon and Jenny.

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I love all the suggestions. What about a boxing nickname ('The Greatest', 'Lights out' 'Smokin' Joe') - Best Boxing Names Ever.

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I did suggest Sugar :lol: Also, Sting (float like a butterfly...)


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We have a ferret called Ferret Bueller.. LOL

Ummm

see if i had a dog i would call him sheldon... LOL i love Big Bang theory

I was going to suggest Deefa but ZF beat me to it.

A friend of mine had a dog called B!tch, it was funny when she yelled Come here B**** lol

Inu (in-oo) is the Japanese word for dog which would be a pretty cool name.

What about just plain old Dog? Or Snoop (Snoop Dog). Umm I'm pretty crap at dog names :rofl:

dog.
a cousin of mine called their dog that. she was a female but they thought calling out "come her B!t(h" was a little too much. or "you stupid b**ch drop that stick"

rug.
putty (as is putty cat)
tweetie (as in tweetie bird)

Cat
horse
fish...

You see where this is going...

Shorts
satin

I LOVE boxers :)

Dawg.

If Mohammad is a no go, maybe Rocky? Or Clay? As in Cassius Clay. Hurricane? Punch?

We had two boxer pups - lennox (as in lennox Lewis ) and rocky (as in.....do I really have to explain ;) )

What about Bruno? Can u tell I'm a pommie ??? :)

My old girl was named "stinky" great name and let me tell you she certainly lived up to it man could that dog fart.

My current girl is Mako (likr the shark). Im hopeless at naming pets but I like sugar.


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How about "Shorts" boxer shorts ... oh crap you asked for funny names not lame names lol

Sorry no help here ill rack my brains again later

Shorts is cool!

I vote for shorts

Beverly - I just think it's a ridiculous name for a dog, especially a boy one :p

I love obvious human names for animals too.

I like Bruce, Moe, Lenny, Earl, Gus.

or for something completely random - Elmo.

:rofl: Taxi...

Hubby always wanted to get a dog and call it Goway (much like your dads idea...come here go away...but c'mere goway")

Well, "Duddums" has an official name (though knowing my family, it'll change within a week!)... And the winner is...


KOSTA! It works with the funny part (Kosta lotta money) and the Boxer part (Kosta Tzu)


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Very witty!!!!!!!!!!!