I need some funny names...

**TeniBear** · February 16th, 2011, 04:19 PM

...to suggest to my parents for their new Boxer puppy

As with any new pet or baby that joins the household, everyone's throwing around names to call him - from Fred to Pookie, Killer to Diddums... Mum just burst out with Tiddles

Dad's always maintained he wants a dog called F***-off ("come here, F***-off!") but since he'll technically be Mum's dog I doubt that'll pass

What's the funniest name you can think of for a Boxer? We like silly names around here

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**PumpkinZulu** · February 16th, 2011, 04:20 PM

Mohammed Ali

**toomanyshoes** · February 16th, 2011, 04:21 PM

"come here, F***-off!"

**PumpkinZulu** · February 16th, 2011, 04:21 PM

Calvin Klein

**Bern** · February 16th, 2011, 04:25 PM

CHUB

" C-ome H-ere Y-ou B -ast......."

**Aussiegirl777** · February 16th, 2011, 04:26 PM

Taxi.

Then you can just yell Taxi!!!!

**Party-of-five** · February 16th, 2011, 04:28 PM

at Taxi

BIL had a boxer called Costa because he cost a lot of money

**sneakysparkle** · February 16th, 2011, 04:25 PM

boy or girl??

I would say Jemima

eta - sorry, just re-read post! Boy...

how bout Augustus (like the little boy in Charlie & the Choc Fact)
or Alphonso

**sconeonamission** · February 16th, 2011, 04:28 PM

DH's parents got this dog that's smaller than a cat, and they called it Bandit... FIL wanted to call it Winston

**TeniBear** · February 16th, 2011, 04:32 PM

Mohammed Ali

Dad did mention Mohammed, but it's quite a popular name amongst our neighbours and they might take offence if someone's telling the dog off

Ali is the name of the little kid in the house in front of ours, too.

I'm on my phone so I can't see who asked, but the pup's a boy

He's still waiting to be picked up, but I've seen pictures and he's soooo cute! Boxer pups are too gorgeous, aren't they? We had a Boxer when I was little named Lady, she was the best dog we ever had

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**~ Zarava Flutterby ~** · February 16th, 2011, 04:36 PM

D-Fa - as in D for dog .. i'm pretty sure DP had a dog name D-Fa when he was little

Will think of more

**little_mrs** · February 16th, 2011, 04:39 PM

Askim. That way when someone asks what his name is you can say askim!!!!

or Pat.

Pat the dog

**Ozziehoffy** · February 16th, 2011, 04:58 PM

Cardboard! Ya know... BOX-er lol. We always had Boxers when I was little... mum always named them CC lol... I had a brindle one I named Domino

**indie24** · February 16th, 2011, 05:37 PM

Vader (ie Darth Vader)

**buffy1** · February 16th, 2011, 05:47 PM

Ooooooh, I wish I was getting a boxer puppy!

I love all the suggestions. What about a boxing nickname ('The Greatest', 'Lights out' 'Smokin' Joe') - Best Boxing Names Ever

We always use really obvious human names for a larf. My FIL's neighbour has a dog called Jamie Fletcher (Fletcher is their surname); his wife has a donkey called Angela; past cats and rabbits have been Peter, Graeme, Agnes, Sharon and Jenny.