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Don't leave it to long to go and check what they are up to.
My girls have in the 2 minutes I went to the loo managed to pull out 3 and half packs of wetwipes AND had a little baby powder party.
I just love the proud, look at what we did faces when I opened the door.
What have your LO done when your back has been turned?
Miss 2 y.o. cracked 3 eggs into a bowl in the kitchen while i was looking up a recipe in the loungeroom.
Drew on the curtains in crayon. We have those roller blind things that have to be unscrewed to pull down and clean. The joys!
Actually drawing is a big culprit here. She's got a hidden stash of textas I'm sure. She's drawn on the couch, the wall and the carpet. Ironically she was drawing on the carpet when I was cleaning the blinds.
Ohh it's endless really - DD1 cut off all of DD2's hair while i was doing paperwork, they play in the sink in the bathroom, have drawn on walls, climbed a ladder - um yeah GREAT parenting skills here :rofl:
While running around nappyless, did a big poop and then started "painting" the lino with it and my hairbrush.
She hasn't been nappyless since.
:rofl: you have to laugh or you will cry moment:
Draw with texta on couch and table and laptop and each other.
Empty all books off book shelf
Baby wipes and sudocream party
Shove random things down toliet (nappy, toilet roll, toys)
Play in sink and get water everywhere
Strip bed
Empty box of jigsaws all out.
empty a box of washing powder out
get into my make up
make a 'cake' in my new loungeroom and get red food dye all over the carpet :wall:
Unravelled my knitting
Ate out of the bin
Drew on the walls but burst into tears immediately after, she must have known it wasn't the right thing to do.
drawn in crayon all over the floor.
drawn in crayon all over the walls.
eaten half a crayon.
"moisturised" legs with yoghurt.
made a nest out of books.
emptied out the nappy bag.
chewed a stress ball into tiny little pieces.
Climbed three levels on the cat scratcher.
Climbed onto the table.
Dumped the washing out of the basket, turned it over and then climbed on it.
Picked up a cat and put it in the toy box (although that one got noisy quite quickly).
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Haha some of these are so funny. NOT funny at the time though!
Unravelled rolls of toilet paper and shoved them down the toilet (toilet got blocked argh!)
Cracked eggs on my kitchen floor
Drawing on my new cushion covers
Using my makeup on each other and ruining my newest lip gloss
Tipping the dog biscuits out onto the laundry floor
I'm sure there are more lol!
oh, we have a doozy one here!!! The other week DS ate, yes ATE, a glass eye dropper while 'playing' in his room. Not sure where he found it but when i checked on him and his sister he pulled it out of his bloody, cut mouth and said "yummy mummy"!!!
That was definitely not so funny, it took three very very large Kahlua's to stop me shaking 2 hours later after an ambo trip!! (he's fine by the way).
But they've unrolled an entire roll of flushable liners!
Emptied two boxes of nappies
Pulled all the wipes out of the refill pack!!! 240 bloody wipes!!!
regularly empties his draws all over his floor.
Up ended his 4 toy boxes in the lounge and then put the empty toy containers (plastic storage boxes) ontop of one another on the lounge and climbed on top. when he fell off his crusheds his big toe under one and killed the nail.
Emptied the utensil drawer... except this was 3am and Dh saw him hot footing it back to hsi room with a wooden spoon and whisk.
Washing powder culprits here too! both of them!
Pulled all, and there's loads, ALL his books out of his bookshelf
climbed on top of his father's boat and was using the cover like a trampoline
My son is 2! I'm not looking forward to the next 20 years!!!
I don't even want to mention the time when DD got into our "special drawer" with "special toys" and other "special stuff".
Lets just say that I would have died if someone was here when she came walking out with something battery operated. :redface:
Wow, you mummies have had some great moments. Makes my girls seem fairly quiet. This is the first real incident they have had, DD2 does tend to draw on the floors a bit but only because she misses the colouring book she is trying to colour.
As I type I turn around to see the girls empting the kitchen bottom draw which has a bit of everything in it.
Charlotte, DD1 walked into our loungeroom once when she was about 11months with a certian battery operated device but it was inside a sock. My mum happened to be in the lounge room at the time but if she saw she never said anything.:redface:
Grub, that would have been super scary. Glad all is okay.
another moisturiser here - cept that my ds used tzatziki all over his legs
drawn in pencil on the wall - this was only a couple of weeks ago
regularly pinches things out of a kitchen drawer to use as part of a game. the whisk, wooden spoons & potato ricer are favourites.
but mostly ive been quite lucky so far...touch wood. he does wander out wearing a pair of high heels every so often...apparently more managable than his dad's size 13 shoes :lol:
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Grub I think I would have needed the whole bottle!!
Drawing on walls
Eating dry dog food
When they go quiet...
YOU RUN LIKE THE WIND BECAUSE THEY'VE HIT THE JACKPOT WITH SOMETHING THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE!!
:angry: There goes another red lippy!! :angry:
I have so many...makes me sounds like a terrible parent! Although it's usually done while I was bf'ing or putting a baby into bed. And I remember them so well, cause I have written alot of it down in their baby books!
DD has-
Painted herself in sudocreme
Painted her brother in sudocreme
Drawn on her bed, carpet and walls in permanent texta
Put a whole packet of new toilet rolls into the loo and flushed it
Emptied out several packs of food onto the floor
'Washed' her shoes int he bathroom sink
Gone into the rain to play
Cut DS1's hair
DS1 has-
Drawn on the carpet with texta in a line from our lounge room, down the hallway and to the front room
Opened the wood fire (not on!!) and throw ash all over the lounge room
Emptied an almost-full kitchen bin
Thrown three baskets full of folded ready to pack away clothes all over the spare room floor
Eaten almost a whole tube of kids toothpaste
Gone out into the mud just after a rain storm and tracked mud from front door to back
Drawn on the dining chairs
DS2 has-
Gotten onto the dining table while I ran a bath and thrown the dinner food scraps onto the floor
Thrown folded washing everywhere like his brother used to
Drawn on the wall (thankfully with a kids washable texta!)
Gotten into the kitchen and dropped two jars of food on the floor and smashed them
Played in the toilet if the big kids don't shut the door after they go to the loo
Pooped on the carpet during nappy free time, more than once. I have finally learnt my lesson.....
All of them have emptied packs of wipes and boxes of tissues and nappies.
just the other day dd2 (14 months) emptied a bag of flour on the floor and then dd1 got involved and i had two naked snow white children, all in a matter of about 4 minutes!! turns out flour is not the easiest to wash out of hair!
DD went through a stage when she was little of getting into the flour of all things, she was obsessed with it and it made such a blinking mess! It used to drive me up the wall but thank goodness she grew out of it :pray:
Empty all clothes out of there drawers.
Empty toy boxes out then walk away and leave.
Where to start?
Drawing on walls
Throwing eggs
Baby wipes
Sudocream all over the windows in her room.
Bubble bath smeared all over the bathroom
Cereal emptied onto floor
Drawing all over the tv
Walking up and down the hallway with a pen in her hand...
She's only 2:)
What HASN'T my child done should be the question...
- Eating Mylanta, Rennies and other antacids out of mummy's bag and when caught, munching "nummy" with a very disgusted look on her face!
- Putting the cats food in his water (we have now blocked that end of the house off)
- Grabbing the phone, hitting speed dial and having lovely one sided chats with my mums answering machine... "hewwo nanny, ok byeeeee"
- Pulling mail off our bench and opening them for us, even mail for the owners.....
- Tearing apart junk mail before i've had a chance to read *tear*
- Destroying loaves of bread
- Jamming bread into the xbox
- Eating and painting with curash cream and covering her chest of drawers, the baby's cot and herself in it after being alone for not even 5 minutes
- Emptying half a box of washing powder and pushing it down the drain in the laundry, then when caught covering the drain with the box and hollering "Noooooooo!" so i wouldnt see
- Opened DP's cousins suitcase, eating a dvd box, opening the box of her new camera and taking 20-30 photos and about 10 videos all in the space of 10 minutes. Done very quietly as we were in the next room and didnt hear a thing.........
- Got into my make up drawer, emptied my foundation and eye shadows and whatever else all over the floor.
- Breaking DP's big crystal wine glass worth over $200, destroyed his signed stubby holder by Peter Brock.. that made for a very cranky daddy that night..
- Jamming toilet paper down the toilet..
- Pulling clothes off the clothes rack that were meant to be drying and covering them in chocolate..
The list goes on and on...
This is awesome! DD hasn't gotten up to too much (yet), but she was a late crawler and has only just started walking, so I think my fun is about to begin....
We have managed to:
Empty entire tissue boxes (it's just sooo amazing that the tissues keep coming and coming)
Unravel entire toilet rolls
Clear the book shelves for us
Empty any drawer she can reach
She's also managed to somehow get herself in her toybox (and get stuck in there in the process).
The best thing ever though was when I thought she was 'too quiet' in her room and I went to investigate and she'd taken her dummies out of her cot and curled up underneath it and was trying to go to sleep - definately not distructive but so cute :)