I have posted about this before, but I once made up a fantastic long slow cooked chicken stock. With all the veggies and herbs and chicken bones. It was divine.

Then when I went to strain all the bay leaves and bones out of it, I strained the beautiful chicken stock right down the kitchen sink!

My other disaster was to cook up a yummy sausage casserole for a GF who had just come home from having her first baby. I piped mash potato and everything on top so that it was a "one pot meal". I drove down our drive to deliver it to her house, heard a massive clunk and crash and realised I had left the damn casserole on top of the car and it had flown off as I reversed..........sausage and mash and broken earthenware ALL over the road........