The thing is... *I* do all the grocery shopping and I've ever bought them. Next time he goes on a secret tinned smoked oyster stocking mission he can bloody well get the bread, milk, and fruit and veg too!!!!

Yeah, I'm laughing now too... at least he's not addicted to gambling, or having an affair... I can deal with tinned smoked oysters.

Oh yeah, and obviously there's no need for anyone to give me suggestions on what to do with them, 'cos I can just ask DH!