I have this times 20 at school!!! Actually its mostly the boys but they come out with some doozies, some of them you have to tell them to ask mum or dad LOL Like once when we were lined up to go to assembly one boy said "Can 2 boys get married?" (we are in a bit of a bible belt and I didn't want to get into any trouble so I just said ask mum LOL)
I have a very curious boy in my class this year, he is obsessed with wars and army stuff, this was our convo on day 1 of kindy!
Max: What war did your husband fight in?
Me; There wasn't a war then he was just in the army
Max: didn't any of his friends fight anyone?
Me: Well some of his friends had to go to East Timor to help people
Max: Who were they fighting?
Me: they just had some trouble in their country so we went to help fix things up
Max: Shouldve just blown everyone up so there'd be no more fighting.
I go through this daily LOL