What on earth do you write in 20+ texts??!?! It's been a long long time (9 years +...) since I've been able to cr*p on that long - and it was with someone that was doing it back!

Good work on kicking him to the kerb. IMO, keen is a text every day & a call every other day. Not a freaking text at 5am! DH would be in the boiler over that - & I'm married to him!