LOL. My nephew presented me with one of my books yesterday saying he did a poo in it. Sure enough when I opened it it was like a flat pancake. They think they are so clever![]()
At the moment we are going through the trials and tribulations of toilet training our almost 2 1/2 yr old. So far she has been doing really well. But today she was running around nudie and I heard the familiar little trickle of wee landing on tiles. I turned around saying 'Did you do a wee?...' She says to me 'Yeah, in the cup' and hands me a dripping little toy tea cup full of wee.....OMG!DH were having a hard time trying not to laugh our heads off and trying totell her she has to wee on the toilet. She was adamant she could wee in the cup....pretty good aim for a 2yr old huh?
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LOL. My nephew presented me with one of my books yesterday saying he did a poo in it. Sure enough when I opened it it was like a flat pancake. They think they are so clever![]()
Oh Emmy, he didn't did he?!
Lilias, if she ever does the rounds of Big Day out when she's older she'll have the masses bowing at her pee'ing prowress ROFL.
Yes, oh the joys. My DD (13 years ago) was still only a baby... but she did a wee whilst standing on a step... I wasn't in the room at the time... but when I walked in I found her on the lower step bending down drinking itthen she looked up at me absolutely thrilled and said "Juice!"
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I think I'm gonna have to stop reading this thread now LOL - I'm so glad none of mine have ever done anything like that.
I know... I consider myself lucky mine haven't had poo play. Wee I can handle... it's sterile... poo I cannot!
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LOL, I was just thinking - at least you noticed straight away, rather than her leaving the cup there and it being mistaken later for apple juice!
Ahh, kids.....
Last edited by Bumperstump Cummerbund; September 26th, 2009 at 07:22 PM.
My friends DS (was 2 @ the time and is now 4) came out of his room, took me hand and said 'poo' I thought he wanted help getting onto the potty but when he went into his room I got scared... yep in the middle of his floorboards was poo... he then went and brought the potty into his room and sat it next to the poo and said 'poo in potty' and then picked it up and put it in the potty!
He had the right idea just not the right execution.
Your DD has fantastic aim though... any urine specimen's she has to give when she is pg will be a breeze!
Something to look forward to...
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Geez, that's one talented DD ... that is gonna so come in handy on a road trip one day
She sounds like such a funny little gorgeous character ... just love these precious stories, a great one to remember for her 21st !! ... (wish i could do it
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HAHAHA!!! Thanks for the laugh ladies, I'm glad it's not just my kid that is feral!!![]()
You guys have me laughing out loud. Thank you!!
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