thread: WHY DO THEY????? (need to make fun befor i get agghhh!)

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    WHY DO THEY????? (need to make fun befor i get agghhh!)

    ok, its not even 9am yet, i need to see the funny side of things befor the day actualy starts!

    Why dose ds2 wake up take his night nappy off then climb into his brothers bed?

    Why dose ds1 wake at odd hours screaming the house down "MUM MUM, HE PEED ON ME, HES IN MY BED AND HE PEED"

    Why dose ds1 still scream when soap gose near him, EVEN though his brother PEED on him?

    Why wont the PUT THERE THINGS UP, were dd cant reach them, yet say they did? HOW DID SHE GET CRAYON CHUNKS IN HER POO THEN?

    Why is it ds2 picks his bowl and cerial when im doing them, yet has to swap once he sees what ds1 has?

    Why dose dd HAVE to eat my food instead of hers, yet gives it to the dog, EVERYTIME!

    Why is dd infatuated with the toilet and bath room

    Why cant the boys ever shut the doors behind them?

    Why did I put one of the couches under the window? dd thinks she now has a new toy, the curtains!

    Why wont the dog stay OFF my nice freshly CLEANED couch?


    ok, thanks for reading, hope you got a laugh, i feel a little better... wonder if going out would be a good idea today?


    ok, despite all that, yes i still love them, just why why WHY!!!?

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    Hope your day gets better!

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    Oct 2006
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    Poor you!! Feeling very glad mine are still asleep!

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    May 2008
    Melbourne, Vic
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    Oh Sarah you poor thing!!! Course we still love em!

    And... As for this...

    Poor you!! Feeling very glad mine are still asleep!
    At 9.30am??? You lucky thing!

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    Jan 2010
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    I hope you have not had any more aaagghh moments this morning. If it helps you put a smile on my face and a few chuckles. Despite the frustrating elements of all that I am (weirdly) looking forward to having two little ones soon so that I can experience such mayhem. My DD keeps stepping on my broken toe lately. I really do aaarrggghhh at that and she just laughs.

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    OP- mine have been sleeping until 10 or later but I am too ashamed to admit how late they have been going to bed!!!

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    I hope you day got better.

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    Oct 2008
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    I find if I'm not laughing I'm crying. I hope you found something to laugh at today. Your post certainly made me laugh!