Putting in for early retirement...

[onthefly]

I've obviously been too smug lately about how well we are going as DS has seen fit to teach me a thing or two by reverting to form.
I won't bore you with the details, but just want to put the feelers out there for alternative opportunities. Maybe the circus is hiring...

[nothing2lose]

Have you thought about returning to your sickeningly well paid, revoltingly glamorous, jet-setting super model career??

[Epacris]

You could run away to join your local council..... (sorry, your comment reminded me, when I worked in local government, there was a cartoon by the photocopier of a sad looking clown behind a circus tent writing a note "Dear Everyone, I'm running away to join the Council.")

Huge hugs mate.

[Winter]

Aww hun, that's no good. You know where I live so if you ever want to chuck the kids in the car (or leave DS with Dad!) and escape, you know you're welcome.

[misty]

OOOOOOOooooo..... I didn't know we could retire early!?!?!? Can I put my hand up!?!??!?

[OceanPrincess]

[Ca Plane Pour Moi]

There was a sign up near us for a nearly new baby sale. I asked DS, but he reckons he's a bit too old now to be a nearly new baby, so won't be selling him there. You may still be able to get away with it with your DS though.

[onthefly]

I've run the numbers and i just don't think my super is going to cover it... maybe I should sell the baby.
Also, I don't think the circus woudl take me.. though the council might

[~Kim~]

mate, I know the feeling