Put down the spray and wipe and back away slowly...
You can not use spray and wipe to wash your car because you don't have a hose in the front yard. Yes, you have just cleaned the entire kitchen and all the grubby handprints off the walls plus vacuumed the floors. If you really must wash the car, take it to one of those DIY car-wash places...
Tee hee, no signs of labour yet but apparently the taxi drivers who frequent the car wash place thought I was amusing. Am now on the couch scoffing pineapple because I smelt it in the shop and HAD to have it
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