The ad would read...

[BrightSparkles]

FREE to good home.
1x three year old girl. Comes with all accessories, a screaming noise that can't be turned off (or down), rarely sleeps, will eat little but will make sure you know her demands and has the attitude of a teenager.
If interested, please check the front yard as she will be there with her blanket. You can't miss her because I can't turn the noise off.

Argh!!!

[Tinks]

Mine would read.

WANTED: Ear plugs and alcohol!

[OceanPrincess]

Wanted: Cleaner. Please start in kitchen. Immediately.

[Frangipani Lou]

Wanted... Cleaner etc for O.P.
Second part of job is for a top to bottom scrub of my house followed by a couple of days of whipping up deliciously healthy food. Apron, gloves and environmentally friendly cleaning products supplied.
Must not be afraid of ****roaches or the occasional flea or cats.

[Cass72]

Wanted: Wife

[Calluna]

Wanted: kitchen with appliances, sink and benchtops.

(Im so sick of living off a trestle table and out of a bar fridge!!)

[HotI]

Wanted - Genie to complete 3 wishes
1) take husband and 2 kids away for a week.
2) clean my house and get rid of all the excess stuff
3) leave me alone to just sew and study and sleep

thanks

[HotI]

did i break the thread? i thought we were on a roll...

[~*familyof3*~]

Wanted: Winning lotto ticket
: Toy sorter to help with sorting toys ready for sale.
: House cleaner just for one week so to give mummy a break

[wysiwyg]

Wanted: extra bedroom in apartment roof(4 adults 2 children in 2 bed flat is a squash).

On the plus side it feels like we are on holiday because of the beds on floor etc, mum is the cleaning fairy, dad is the fix it fairy and together they are fantastic child care fairies.

Wanted : warm cushion to magically appear for me to sit on at footy tonight.

[No.5]

Wanted: (real) pain free dentist that doesn't cost the earth!

Giveaway: hyper active 5 year old who feels the need to tell everyone that he farted.

[BrightSparkles]

Hmm.... maybe we can get this thread moved to general chatter?? (Mods???). I was intended initially to rant about my toddlers behaviour but all good LOL

My ad today...
Wanted: A weeks holidays in some far away place.... child free.
Give away: 2 kids that just can't keep their hands off each other and stop arguing for even 30secs!

[Emma09]

Wanted: somebody to declutter and clean my house!
Doing my head in at how much 'stuff' we have!

[Mrs P]

Wanted: somebody to answer the 7,483 questions my almost 3-year-old asks me. Every. Single. Day.