The first time I crawled I was having nappy free time. I crawled backwards under a bed and pooed there.
Aurelia was having some no nappy time, and suddenly my stepdad goes "What is that smell?!" Ot-Oh! She was sitting in such a way that she outside both of our lines of vision. We looked down and she was squatting on the carpet with a big chunk of poo under her foot! Then my stepdad starting singing "Slyyyyyyy pooing across the universe, we're always pooping forward 'cos we cannot poop reverse!"
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The first time I crawled I was having nappy free time. I crawled backwards under a bed and pooed there.
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