thread: Childbirth in the eyes of a 2 1/2 yo!

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    Jul 2005
    Perth Western Australia
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    Childbirth in the eyes of a 2 1/2 yo!

    My much-to-clever-for-her-own-good DD who is just 2 &1/2 announced to me tonight that babies come out of there mummies feet all covered in tomato sauce, then you put them up to your bb's and squeeze them out some milk- DH and I thought it was incredibly hilarious and so very cute (I think she watches too much TV by the way). Don't you love the innocent world of children!

    So all you first time mummies out there, no need to be concerned about labour- because babies come out of your feet, and surley that can't be too painful .

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    Jul 2007
    Melbourne
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    WTG Tori!!

  3. #3
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    Jul 2007
    melb
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    That is soooooooooooooooo cute!!

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    Sep 2006
    On Channel Zzzzzzz
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    OMG!! That is priceless!!! DD#1 is of the impression that you simply go to hospitals and get them

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    Jun 2008
    Tassie
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    lol that is tooo cute! My 3 year old thought they got pushed out your mouth...

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    BellyBelly Professional Support Panel

    Nov 2005
    QLD
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    So for all these years I have been looking in the wrong place for that baby

  7. #7
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    Apr 2008
    Melbourne
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    I wondered why I was getting huge cracks in my heels - is that in preparation?

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    Dec 2007
    Sunny Qld
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    I wondered why I was getting huge cracks in my heels - is that in preparation?