I hate AF!

[~Saram~]

OK not sure if this should go in the boohoo room but I hate AF. SHe's still not due for another 2 days and I am bloated and crampy and feel like crap - my back hurts and I feel sick and I just want to vomit. I wish I could just rip all my insides out and sell them on the blackmarket - anyone interested in two ovaries and a uterus - barely used but now redundant (due to fact that hubby wants no more kids) and now I have to pick my fat arse up and go and get kids from school and go shopping - did I mention I just want to vomit - yuck. Why, why, why is nature so darn horrible. This sucks!

[Cupcake]

im completely on the i hate AF band wagon and will definately take those two ovaries and a uterus since mine done want to seem to create a miracle for unknown reasons just yet lol just kidding dont panic hehe

[Inertia]

Welcome to the club. We have jackets.

I hate AF soooooooooo bad. I love being pg because it makes the evil aunt from hell go away! I have a short cycle and rapid fire heavy AF. Makes me so ill. I've had people say they wished theirs only lasted for 3 days... yeah well, try getting that every 3 weeks.

Hope it goes away quickly for you.

[Cupcake]

I must admit my pain is only unbearable on the first day; and can usually be neutralised with naprogesic! I still hate the ...

[~Saram~]

Oh I want the jacket :-)

Aamy4 - you find the dr to do the transplant and they are all yours :-)

inertia - hugs to you for having to put up with the witch every three weeks

Feeling less like throwing my body under a bus today which is a bonus

[Kazbah]

Can I join your club? My AF is so weird at the moment ...

**** TMI WARNING **** I had to change super tampons every 1/2 hour at work yesterday and when I left early (ran out of tampons and was afraid to sit down in my cream skirt) I filled super pads within an hour at home just sitting down. I've tried to stay stillish for 2 days cause I'm sick of washing clothes after wearing them five mins cause the pad has overflowed. The blood is quite bright red which is weird, it's usually a darker red IYKWIM? and now, to add insult to injury, (even bigger TMI warning!!!) I put in a tampon for our lantern parade (with a super pad) and although I've had to change the pad, I can't find the tampon strings (told you it was TMI)

I HATE feeling like this. At least it explains the 2 frozen cheesecakes I bought on Thursday night! And I'm dosed up on nurofen cause of the backache.

[MantaRay]

I'm with you. It sucks. And I've been getting the worst PMT since AF came back after DS2.

[heliana]

me too, Im joining the club
AF decided coordinate her arrival to the exact day of my last two anatomy exams. Try identifying the insertion point of a rhomboid when you are sure there should be some rule against you driving because your head is so foggy. Ugghg, and I can't even wear tampons anymore, so I feel all gluggy and cranky .
Actually, when I remember to take my flaxseed oil tabs every day, the pms is not so bad so you could try that.

[maz]

Pass a jacket over to me please girls

Mine has been lasting 9 days atm....a little pain but the biggest one is in my heart cause I know that everytime the witch comes to visit, its another wasted chanch of creating a little person.

[BellyBelly]

Acupuncture my friend!!! Regulated my cycle and cramping very mild on day 1 only, and regular periods instead of ghastly heavy ones. I strongly recommend it!

[Inertia]

Sadly, Kelly, I'm gonna have to stick to the regular symptoms of the witch. I get syncope with needles so acupuncture is is on the no-no list for me.