Yeah, no, don't go there. They are super comfy - because they don't hold you in place! They are ok for about the first 5minutes till they warm up to your body and stretch out. I think the ahh part should be, ahhh where'd my boobs drop to!
I'm a bit worries thats what going to happen. These ones were made of bamboo rather than something else so though for $12 i'd try it, if it's c**py no harm done.