I've never had one. But I want to get one. Not too sure what to expect.

What do I have to do? Am I nudie? How long does it last? Will I look like an oompa loompa afterwards??

I naturally have quite olive skin, but I have tan lines from singlets etc, I just want to get rid of them, really.

I am not a very... slim woman. Size 14/16. I've bf'd both babies, so the old boobies are travelling south these days.. I'm going to have to literally, lift my boobies up, so she can spray underthem, aren't i!?

Will the spray tan lady giggle at me?! I'm so nervous! just know she'll be a stunner.. skinny too... Its going to make me feel even more selfconcious!!

Any advice, tips. Please help me!