OK, so, didn't do HPT this morning as you shouldn't do them after drinking alcohol (had a glass of champagne last night). But even staying out til midnight with Liebling and doing some Bollywood Dancing lessons didn't help. Will do it at lunchtime as I'm a week late now. Felt a bit sicky this morning but there is a fluy thing going around, felt better after my coffee. But DS and I are getting excited about baby things: DS wants a little brother because then he can play with boy toys with him. A baby sister would play with girl toys and "Daddy would tell me off for playing with girl toys with her so I can only play girl things with her when he's not at home." I also learnt that DS's favourite colour is now yellow and not pink.

Should I eat the brie in the fridge while waiting for my test to give me an answer?

Plus, recent research indicates that condoms just don't work about 1.2% of the time (in a case of 243 studies where the condom was used "perfectly" and post-coitial swab was taken; yum): they don't split, come off, whatever - the sperm just goes through them. How I love time and the internet. I was hoping to find "pregnant when using condoms only if they split" or other such platitudes.