*maz waves empty glass(s) at christy*..... PLEASE TOP ME UP LADY!!!!!

Since W was little Id run a shower for him, he loves the feel of it pelting him yet HATES the rain I breed weird kids.

We had a lovely date, W and I....not one wig out , happilly licking his double scope chocolate icecream and wearing his Australian flag thongs cause darn it

'they just dont make the correct American stuff here in Australia mum'

Yes my W is now hell bent on everything American. He hate's being an Australian and tell's me we're all dork's which is nothing like all his good American friends ( I have no idea so dont ask) mind you he tell's me this in his fake American accent. Im actually considering buying him an American flag and mkaing him remember all the states ect cause im NASTY!!

*maz skull's last bit on vodka from bottle*
hick...Inow have old lady feet from having them soak in this dame to long now