LMAO on the dog story! My daughter teases the cats with food - she wil hold out a lamb chop bone, and the cat will take a bite at it, and she pulls it back and puts it in her mouth. It used to gross me out, but I'm over it now. I certainly can't stop her doing it, and I'm lucky that the cats are very, very tolerant with Jenna. She's only ever received a couple of scratches and deserved many, many more!