Well I've had a number of poo stories at work. My least favourites are the ones where you pull out the back of the nappy with one finger to have a look for a poo and get a long fingernail full!!! EWWWW.
I had an atomic pooer last week- bub was on antibiotics which notoriously make things runny. Anyway I checked him - very narrowly avoided the above and it was everywhere. All up his back to almost his shoulders, out the legs of the nappy inside his onesie, a bit up the tummy. It was a bath job for sure!

Oh, then my favourite, I just remember. One year old girl was playing outside, carer smelled something, baby was wearing loose trackies. Carer pulled back of nappy and trackies to check, and plop, very large solid chunk of poo fell out of leg of nappy and down trackie leg onto ground. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen and we all were in histerics.

And one final one - I walked into the bathroom to discover Miss 3 with the small plastic hand mirror (from the hair brush set we have to tidy up after rest time), holding it behind her bottom as she bent over trying to look in it. "What are you doing xx" - 'I'm trying to see if I got all the poo off' - soo funny and cute too.