Honestly, how many times can I say it in a day.....

[feeb]

Don't jump on the couch
Don't sit on the dog
Close the fridge
Don't play in the toilet
Finger out your nose
Give it back to your brother
Dont squeal
Get your shoes

[MrsFabuloso]

LOL, oh trust me I have a thousand other things I say a million times a day too, but the penis thing is doing my head in! I'm surprised the boy hasn't done himself some sort of injury or given himself and infection or something...

[willow5]

LOL, oh trust me I have a thousand other things I say a million times a day too, but the penis thing is doing my head in! I'm surprised the boy hasn't done himself some sort of injury or given himself and infection or something...

They are amazingly resilient, I'm sure he/it will survive. It doesn't seem to be until they are all grown up (if that actually ever really happens) that they become precious and and need to be treated with kit gloves I've seen my DSs stretch theirs to amazing lengths with no adverse repercussions I had a friend who's DS used to stretch his over the toy work bench he had and then hammer it(it was a plastic hammer but still brought tears to the eyes of any male adult in the room) If anyone told him not to do it, he'd yell at them "It's my doodie I can do it!" Fair call I guess

[feeb]

They are amazingly resilient, I'm sure he/it will survive. It doesn't seem to be until they are all grown up (if that actually ever really happens) that they become precious and and need to be treated with kit gloves I've seen my DSs stretch theirs to amazing lengths with no adverse repercussions I had a friend who's DS used to stretch his over the toy work bench he had and then hammer it(it was a plastic hammer but still brought tears to the eyes of any male adult in the room) If anyone told him not to do it, he'd yell at them "It's my doodie I can do it!" Fair call I guess

Haha so funny that had me in tears.

[Calluna]

They are amazingly resilient, I'm sure he/it will survive. It doesn't seem to be until they are all grown up (if that actually ever really happens) that they become precious and and need to be treated with kit gloves I've seen my DSs stretch theirs to amazing lengths with no adverse repercussions I had a friend who's DS used to stretch his over the toy work bench he had and then hammer it(it was a plastic hammer but still brought tears to the eyes of any male adult in the room) If anyone told him not to do it, he'd yell at them "It's my doodie I can do it!" Fair call I guess

okie dokie

Ours is "please be gentle" and "please listen to mummy!"

I find DS is more responsive if I tell him what I want him to do rather than what I don't. For example, if I want him to stop drawing on the table I'l say "please draw on the paper" rather than "don't draw on the table".

[beckoes]

i think i need a dicta-phone sometimes so i can record what im saying a just replay it the required ten/twenty times till she listens,

i feel like a i just say her name over and over and over!!!!

today i started the day with an announcement that it was a listening day, and i would say things three times in a clear voice and if she didnt listen she would miss out on something fun! it has actually been a bit of a better day.

[delphmoon]

No.
Stop it.
Sit down.
Don't touch.
Leave your sister alone.
Dont do that.
Stop it
no

Repeat x 1million LOL

[Beach Mama]

Oh have to add our night time routine. EVERY. FREAKING. NIGHT.

Tuck him in, kisses cuddles, turn on clock routine. Night night darling.

Then he gets up - usually only once and I have to barge in and growl and say "Do you WANT me to shut the door" He goes - NOOO DON'T SHUT THE DOOR, so I say - GO TO SLEEP and he does.
EVERY. NIGHT. SAME WORDS. SAME ROUTINE. Maybe I should record it too

[Traveller]

one of mine did give himself an infection with the constant penis touching.

[*TripleJ*]

dont touch that - DS
dont stand up if you cant get down - DD