Has anyone got any grotty/embarrassing mummy moments to share?

My first bub is 11 wks old and I'm often so distracted i forget to check myself before heading out.

The other day I spent two hours at a cafe then got home and realised I had poo on my top from a poo BEFORE we went to the cafe (!!!), and yesterday I took bub for a walk in the pram and only realised when I got home that I still had a huge flannel stuffed down one bra cup for leakage during earlier breastfeeding from the other side, so I looked like I had one huge lumpy breast !!!!!!

I hope this passes. In the meantime we just have to laugh ....