nearly 3 year old - not a "touches my" but a "touches his" - his willy! (nearly every second night he wets the bed because he pulls his willy out of his night nappy and wees the bed - we have taken to putting him in all-in-one suits done up OVER his PJ pants in an attempt to keep him away!)

18 month old - the dirty dishes in the open diswasher (I caught him sitting on the open door playing with the dirty plates the other day )